Another Word for 'Halfwit' is 'Liberal'

 I remember the good, old days when I'd would pick up my handy Dictionary to look up a word. The definition would be neutral, cold, and accurate. My Thesaurus was the same way.  For over forty years, I could trust these writing tools to give me fact-based information. That is, until recently while using my iMac from Apple.

 I was wondering what the definition of 'liberal' was. My Macintosh computer comes equipped with 'widgets', including a Dictionary and Thesaurus. I know Progressives have poisoned textbooks with biased information, but I didn't know they got a hold of Apple's widgets.

That's not skewed at all! 
I couldn't believe how obvious it was. 
I had to look up 'conservative' to see if the word was given a positive tone as well. I'll let you be the judge.

Sad.
Every kid with an iPad is going to think liberals are kind and approachable while conservatives are unfriendly and archaic. We need to let the young people of today know conservatives are not what liberals claim we are.